Media Manipulation Why Is Madonna’s Grill? Check out Madonna in Rome at the opening of her Hard Candy Fitness Club. As you can see, she’s wearing a grill. Why Is Madonna’s grill? Celebitchy posits that it might be about copying Miley Cyrus and staying young and relevant. I can’t argue with that. But By Lainey • Aug 22, 2013 11:45 am
Gossip Girl Boring Blake is important in Paris Don’t delude yourself into thinking that Hollywood has substance. Hollywood is, and will always be, a looks-based industry. That’s the answer to Why Is Blake Lively. Because, if you’ve spent any time at all watching Gossip Girl, you know it’s certainly not about talent. But it By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 04:37 am
Famewhores The obvious Ashley Greene So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:53 am
Sit DOWN Why Is for Chanel Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 04:31 am
Why IS Why is Orlando Bloom? Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is, non? Sure By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 01:58 am
Why IS Why Is Camilla Belle? It’s a super fun game Duana introduced last week over email, starting a chain with me and Michelle that lasted a solid hour beginning with this question: Why is Lake Bell? “Why Is” is an art. “Why Is” does not apply to Megan Fox. You might hate By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 11:31 am