Amazingness Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:54 am
Jock Smut Will’s winning kids Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 06:35 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Will Smith Arguments for: - Will is a major, major power player. He is always up for consideration. And he has NEVER been the Sexiest Man Alive, despite having the most impressive box office records of anyone in the business. This is a major oversight. - The Karate Kid was one of By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 12:49 am
Will Smith The Smiths in London For The Karate Kid premiere. Goddamn that’s a ridiculously attractive family. But is there something new about Jada’s face? Does it seem extra tight to you? Maybe it’s just the fringe. See now if I were Willow’s age I’d be in those pants too. Hard By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 07:29 am
Xenu Smut A Big NOT Sci party Here’s what’s weird: Every night I scan the photo agencies so I can get a sense of what I might write about the next day. These photos were up right before I went to bed – Will Smith with Jada and Tom Cruise and several other celebrities and the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 04:31 am
Parent Pimps On Jaden Smith Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 07:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Family Smith I went to see the original Karate Kid with my dad after he took me for pancakes at the Golden Griddle. It was a great day. I want to see the new Karate Kid soon. Can’t explain why. Just makes me feel good. I’m trying not to cry By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 07:40 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Will Smith Arguments for: * Will is popular. Very, very popular * Will is charming. Very, very charming. * Will has a huge box office. Will wins almost all the time. * Will is happily married, he’s understood to be faithful, and he is a devoted father. * It’s time for a non-white SMA. And By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:10 am
Chills Chills Chills JLo, Will …& Xenu THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to Tom Cruise and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him, France convicted By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:18 am
Will Smith Bald Will and family in China Quick picture post…Haven’t seen or heard much from Will lately so this set jumped out at me. A result of his break from acting. Also have never seen him without at least a solid inch of ‘fro either. I think I see why. Here’s Will, Jaden, and By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 09:49 am
Assy Style Will’s worst pants This is the first time in a long time that Will Smith hasn’t looked great in clothes. Like, those pants. Those pants are ass. They’re not hanging right. They hanging like he’s wearing longjohns underneath. They actually fit like Tom’s pants used to. Before he lost By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 11:12 am
Chills Chills Chills Sell baby sell! Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 05:34 am
Chills Chills Chills Will & Jada are generous They donated almost $1.5 million in 2007, spreading out their gifts across religion and cause and in particular directing $ $122,500 to Church of Scientology-related projects which is less than the $250,000 the Smiths sent to a Christian organisation in Philadelphia and another $200,000 to a Los By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 03:27 am
Hollywood Closet No Jada, No Tom At the premiere of Seven Pounds last night in LA – Will Smith, a rare carpet self promotional occasion withOUT his wife. Ordinarily not a big deal. But it’s been bizarre the comments he and Jada and even Rosario Dawson have been making lately. Rosario plays Will’s love interest By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:11 am
Parent Pimps The real star of the movie Last night at the premiere of the Day the Earth Stood Still – Keanu Reeves walked the carpet, spoke with the press, quietly promoted his movie. And then Will Smith and family came along and owned the rest. Will’s son Jaden stars alongside Keanu and Jennifer Connelly. Didn’t see By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 01:53 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Prediction: Will Smith Arguments for: * Will Smith has box office super powers * He is the total package: gorgeous, no scandals, picture perfect family, solid marriage * Seven Pounds is his Oscar push. He wants it badly. He’ll do anything to get there * Denzel Washington is the only African American who has secured this By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 01:59 am
