Baby and Bump Obsession He Who Must Be Named Okay, they’ve announced it. I actually thought it would take longer, but seeing as the Queen was out to visit them relatively early this AM, I suppose she approved in plenty of time. Even the royals have to move faster in a 24-hour news cycle. George Alexander Louis, to By Duana • Jul 24, 2013 04:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby vs Bachelorette Um… PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story. But is it? Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 10:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 24, 2013 Dear Gossips, “Come on, poppet,” said Prince William to Kate as he wrapped up their brief media session outside the hospital yesterday. Poppet! So that’s what the future King calls his wife. As I wrote yesterday, it was a perfectly executed, flawless presentation, from the timing – allowing UK broadcasters By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 08:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby Game I love the internet. Thank you, internet, for letting me stream what just happened. Yesterday, I praised Catherine Cambridge for how well she has delivered, time and again. Today, together, the future King and Queen executed a flawless baby game. God, this is impressive. Here they are, in coordinating baby By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 03:22 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Princess Catherine delivers again Prince William chose a partner who was well suited for the position. We’ve heard this over and over and over again. She trained for years. She passed every test. As I have written repeatedly, Kate is pragmatism over passion, much more so than her mother-in-law. And so, even though By Lainey • Jul 22, 2013 04:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession A Baby Wales weekend? US Weekly reported at about 11:30am ET that Catherine of William and William left in a convoy from Bucklebury, where she’d been staying with her parents, heading to London, leading to speculation – again! – that Baby Wales might be arriving. The Palace would not comment. So far nothing yet By Lainey • Jul 19, 2013 03:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Hot Harry on a horse, with the children, and a fangirl So much goodness going on in this set of photos... First of all, it’s always good when Hot Harry is on a horse. And it’s even better when Hot Harry spends time with the children. And it’s hilarious when Hot Harry is in the presence of a By Lainey • Jun 17, 2013 04:25 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Royal Family Gathering Today was not optional. The Queen marked the 60th anniversary of her coronation today and the entire family, at least the senior members, were there to honour her, including, yes, Katy Cambridge and fetus heir. Does Hot Harry ever shut up in church? By the way, later on in the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2013 02:43 pm
Royals Weekend Stags Prince William and Hot Harry were at a stag the other night for their friend, yet another friend with a stick-up-his-ass name: Thomas Van Straubenzee. Every letter drips money and stolen diamonds. Here’s a great graphic of the princes’ fancy friends, if you’re curious. Thomas Van Bee only By Lainey • Jun 03, 2013 12:32 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge blooms in yellow Mrs Cambridge attended the Queen’s garden party today at Buckingham Palace with her in-laws. She looked great in yellow over the growing heir. Not much longer now. As you can see, Kate seems to get on great with Camilla. And William? Garden parties aren’t for the Wales boys, By Lainey • May 22, 2013 03:24 pm
Royals The Wales Brothers, together again! I have a hard time telling Prince William apart from his uncle, Prince Edward, these days. Hot Harry, on the other hand, well you just can’t miss him. He’s particularly animated in this set of pictures which is why there are more of him and less of his By Lainey • May 20, 2013 02:51 pm
Harry Potter The Royal wand-play Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Diagon Alley today picking up some wands. Somewhere there’s a joke in there about Harry and his stick but I’m not clever enough to find it. As you can see, Kate seems terrified by the glow on the end By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 09:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Princess Catherine’s shorter hair, shorter hem William and his Catherine are in Scotland for a couple of days this week. Here they are at a sporting demonstration today at Emirates Arena in Glasgow. Kate seemed charmed by the little runners. Look at them, working so hard for the Prince and the Princess. Am I crazy or By Lainey • Apr 04, 2013 11:38 am
Royals Prince William’s upcoming unemployment US Weekly is reporting exclusively that Prince William is quitting his job flying search and rescue helicopters with the Royal Air Force. He’s expected to confirm these plans publicly in the new few weeks and by the time Baby Wales arrives, he’ll be unemployed. Obviously the royal heir By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Catherine’s white collar Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 02:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:50 pm
