Would You Rather Leo and his bonafide at the fair Leonardo DiCaprio and his current bonafide, Kelly Rohrbach, were papped at the Malibu fair on Sunday. He must not have known because otherwise, he’d be walking around with a trash bag over his head. Oscar the Grouch, but way less cute…now. According to the photographer who was there, By Lainey • Sep 08, 2015 12:58 pm
Would You Rather MET Braids: Minka Kelly & Emmy Rossum There were a LOT of braids at the MET Gala last night. As Duana pointed out, it’s like they all think the Khaleesi and Cersei Lannister’s hair counts as punk on its own. I can get down with the braid as part of a punk outfit, and you By Lainey • May 07, 2013 03:35 am
Douchebags Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 11:03 am
Would You Rather On Hating Emmy Rossum There was an article that appeared on Gawker today: Which Actresses Do You Irrationally Hate? (How much do you love that Jessica Biel appears under the headline?) The thing with me is – I don’t irrationally hate anyone. All my Hating is Rational. Hating is one of my most accomplished By Lainey • Jan 05, 2011 07:31 am
Would You Rather Double Rossum Oh look. It’s the dry heave-inducing Rossum in LA last night leaving a show at the Troubadour with her very own doppelganger. But of course the Rossum would have a friend twin. My friend Lo had a weird anxiety attack about us both wearing our converse in London last By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 11:00 am
Would You Rather Even the bears hate Rossum See? I’m not the only one who finds her sugar sh-t repellent. Turns out the Rossum is annoying across different species. Even bears. Rossum attended the Wildlife Conservation Society Spring Gala in New York last night wearing, what else?, a white wedding dress and her sickly smile. NY Magazine By Lainey • Jun 11, 2010 09:34 am
Would You Rather Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 07:09 am
Would You Rather Shameless Rossum F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:49 am
Would You Rather Rossum is mysterious How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’ By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 11:13 am
Smutty Surgery There’s a 20+ year difference Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 10:01 am
Hook Ups Douchebag weekend For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 04:42 am
Would You Rather Rossum for his birthday Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My By Lainey • May 13, 2009 06:05 am
Would You Rather Ha.Ha.Hee! It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 02:32 pm
Would You Rather Smut Math A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 08:55 am
Would You Rather Ugh. It’s Rossum Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 03:09 am
Would You Rather Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 09:23 am
