Would You Rather Rossum and the Dolphin Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog https://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 10:23 am
Would You Rather Rossum for the Weekend I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Why??? Because the last one did so well? No... because she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 07:07 am
Would You Rather End the Rossum, Save the Child This picture makes my life. Thanks to all of you who sent it along. It’s Rossum this weekend wrapping her Rossumness around an innocent child at some party. As you can see, not even a 5 year old can handle the sugar rape. Obvious though what Emmy was up By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 08:45 am
Would You Rather Midsummer Rossum You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 12:11 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Can you imagine her in labour? It’s just one of many reasons why I’ve boarded up my womb and am guarding it with a pit bull… labour seems downright f&cking medieval. The pain I mean. So the Jessica and her husband had their baby girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai. Given that it By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:51 am
Douchebags Would You Rather: Rossum vs Criss Angel It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 09:35 am
Famewhores Flying with The Rossum Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 07:28 am
