Assy Style LipGloss Blender Legs Moist Face Really? You know who you are. You out there – you find this attractive? Really? Because I keep finding new things that are UNattractive about Zac Efron. You already know about the LipGloss, my husband can’t stand his mangled looking legs, and now … why is his face always so moist By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Bruno upstages LipGloss Love him so much. Bruno was supposed to present an award. By the end of it, no one knew which award. Whatever it was it went to LipGloss Zac Efron and his blender legs who had to follow up Bruno’s brilliance and deliver an acceptance speech. Needless to say, By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 02:08 am
Zac Efron Who are his friends? His “dude” friends. Have you ever seen LipGloss hanging out with guys? I can’t recall. And that’s a red flag. It also says a lot about child stardom. They isolate them. They grow up surrounded by adults. They grow up without a normal peer environment from which lasting By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:58 am
Zac Efron Poor Man’s LipGloss? It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to By Lainey • May 20, 2009 03:55 am
Style You’re so pretty when you’re glossy It’s LipGloss with his hair pulled back in Madrid yesterday promoting 17 Again. Look how pretty he is! I don’t know, since I’m not of his generation, but this is so much better than those strategically placed elf strands sweeping the side of his face, non? He By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 08:21 am
Assy Style Those legs again Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 07:42 am
Bitch please LipGloss is the King of the World! Seems appropriate. After all, he does idolise Leonardo DiCaprio… And like Leo, LipGloss ruled over the box office this weekend, proving he can open a film that isn’t a high school franchise, exceeding initial estimates, and coming in with 17 Again at $24 million. What’s even more encouraging By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 03:48 am
Angelina Jolie LipGloss & the Jolie LipGloss goes head to head against JailBait this weekend at the box office. He’s been everywhere, working very very hard on promotion, and last night he showed up on Kimmel. Pretty boring interview, except for the part where he namedrops Angelina Jolie. Zac has met her a few times, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 05:11 am
Assy Style Bruno & Baby Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 04:02 am
Parent Pimps Mouse Boys 17 Again, the LA premiere last night. As you’d expect, there was a strong Disney contingent present to support Zac Efron. The Mouse’s current favourite son was joined by the Mouse’s current favourite family – LipGloss and the Vagina Virgins together for one screamworthy evening! Lip, as you By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 04:52 am
Zac Efron LipGloss, Letterman, and inside feet “I’m not programmed by Disney”. It’s what he says at one point during his interview with GQ – Zac Efron is the pretty boy on the new cover – an entire interview spent convincing us that he’s more than prepackaged goodness, that he’s more than just a machine, By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 03:25 am
Cheese LipGloss Fist Pump As mentioned above, it’s the fist pump that gave it away: he wanted it so badly. To be accepted by those who don’t have a curfew. To appeal to a new demographic – a demographic that isn’t impressed with this hair. To be considered cool. The fist pumping By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:41 am
Zac Efron LipGloss or Die His hair is perfect throughout, he doesn’t say much but there’s a lot of pouting, and he gets to pretend he’s friends with Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner… It’s Zac Efron’s Pool Party on Funny or Die. You smell like a waffle. It’s not By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 04:41 am
Dumbass LipGloss ruined my tuna sub Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Ew! By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 07:41 am
Girly Throw Downs I’ve seen you before This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 11:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Lippy & Pippy SNL! Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 06:49 am
