Boy sh-t is the best sh-t! This is about boy beef, although I had no idea they were beefing. And they aren’t beefing anymore. But apparently Ted Danson and Kelsey Grammer didn’t f-ck with each other for like 30 years and now Ted is telling the story of their reconciliation. Actually that’s not right – he podcasted their actual reconciliation. It’s a good listen. Also, Duana’s always had a thing for Ted Danson and he does look kinda sexy here. (Pajiba)
This Fug Girls headline made me laugh: “Heidi Klum Finally Arrives at Barbiecore”, LOOOOOLLLL. It’s only been over a year. This pink mess is a very Heidi Klum dress. I’m not sure if Margot Robbie could make it work. (Go Fug Yourself)
Here’s another headline that made me laugh – it’s about Jennifer Garner and how she sends her boyfriend, John Miller, home at 10pm on their dates. I don’t believe it for a second for a couple of reasons: first, the source is Life & Style, like they would know anything about Jen Garner. And second, WHYYYY would anyone associated with Jennifer Garner want any stories out there about what time her dates end? The tabloids, however, are deeply invested in further entrenching this idea about how wholesome she is – which is a value statement, as in: this is the ideal kind of behaviour for women, and especially divorced women in their 50s. It might really be her personality to be in bed every night by 11pm but I don’t think even she would want it to be held up as a standard by which to be judged. (Celebitchy)
Sarah and I have been talking about how there’s no sex in movies anymore and Justin Sayles and Rob Arthur are bringing the receipts to this conversation. (The Ringer)
I don’t watch Love is Blind. Or, I should say, I’d never watched Love is Blind until two weeks ago, when I started watching Love is Blind: Habibi because Duana is obsessed with it, like on a deeply personal level, and I wanted to know what my friend was so intimately invested in. The show is fascinating. And I see it as a one-off in terms of my interest in the franchise in general but I did devour this piece about what it’s like in that control room even though I have no idea who the people they’re talking about are other than Nick and Vanessa Lachey. (Vulture)
