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George Clooney is the Man. Indisputably so. But if he really is hittin’ this bitch, he doesn’t deserve my Oscar vote. Because Teri Hatcher is a MESS! The only good thing I can say about this getup is that I like the back of her dress. Everything else is arse. Arse arse arse. Call me crazy but I think I’d rather look at the man called Fergie than at Teri Hatcher and her crumbling face.

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