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Andie. As in androgynous. As in Jennifer Connelly. Check her out and don’t tell me you can’t see it. I know you like her. I like her too. Which is why I’m at once attracted to and repulsed by what I’m looking at. Do you think it has to do with the ring of puke around her jaw? The unmistakable bulimic jaw? And the flat chest? I mean, I’m all over flat chests, I’d lop my own boobs off today if I had the balls to. But on her it’s almost creepy. On her it’s like that psycho freak from Silence of the Lambs who posed in front of the mirror with his peepee tucked between his legs. Frightening and yet so sad. How did someone so pretty become so…asexual?

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