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So Toni from Australia sent me this photo supposedly of Gabriel Aubrey. Poor Toni is underwhelmed. Me? I can"t decide. Does the gorgessity of his face make up for everything else? Or more specifically, "it" else? Here…let me remind you of what Halle gets to go to bed with every night. So, gossips, playing Carrie Bradshaw for a moment: On the looks/size continuum - does average and impressive rank higher than hot and not so much? Or does beauty always trump the rest? You tell me.

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