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It"s time a goalkeeper owned the distinction. And I"d argue that Jens Lehmann is the most loin quivering goalkeeper in the tournament. Is it just me or is the keeper uniform the sexiest of the lot? I like long sleeves. I like the long sleeves/gloves combination. I also like his deliciously curly hair - the kind of locks you can twirl around your finger on a Saturday night in front of the fire with a DVD on the telly. Clearly poor Jens needs some consolation right now. Holy hell what I would give to be his fling to cry on.

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