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At the Independent Spirit Awards today. I have adored her since the Princess Bride. And they say men age better than women? Perhaps most of the time but between Robin and Cary Elwes, I’d say she has a distinct advantage. After all, have you seen his disappointing bloat??? Why Robin? I like her chill vibe. I like that we hardly know anything about her. And that she keeps it that way. I like the way she looks in those jeans. And how she’s never looked like a bimbo blonde. And I especially like the way she has endured Sean Penn. Buttercup forever.

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