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I have never liked this woman more than I do now. She is unabashedly, unapologetically full tilt cheese and hey, if it puts a smile on your face, what"s not to love? Check out Mariah sucking everything in for her new video, aware of every angle and every curve, clearly delighting in her own awesomeness - as every diva should. If only all of us could love ourselves like Mariah. And if only one day, we could throw the Hoff and the Mimi into a room and just let magic happen... I truly believe the world would be a better place.

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