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Those eyes. It’s like they’re singing to me. “Hooked on a Feeling” and it feels so f&cking good. The Hoff is back with a vengeance y’all! A new movie with Adam Sandler and a new tv show with Simon Cowell…don’t you feel blessed with Hoffness? And doesn’t that pose just make you want to dance like there’s no one watching???

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