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Here"s Charlotte at a wireless launch today. Dear sweet goddess…what the F*CK is she wearing? So, like, I used to hate Charlotte Church. But in the last 2 years, girl has worn me down. She"s dirty in a way I find endlessly appealing, you know what I mean? Besides, I love her juicy body, decadent like pie, sinful like porn. The problem with Charlotte is that she is obsessed with Cougar Couture. Think 40 year old divorcee, think Lana from Three"s Company, think Nicolette Sheridan without the penis - THAT is Charlotte"s signature look. And is is WRONG, gossips. It is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

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