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Ugly sexy. Unpretty but totally The Hotness. I wonder if it’ll ooze from him in the flesh. Can’t wait to see him in a tux tomorrow. I just might throw myself at him from off the balcony. Will keep you posted. PS. His girlfriend. She"s gorgeous. Hate her.

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