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Chill. I’m not saying only skinny girls can wear mini dresses. All I’m saying is that an animal like Star Jones should not be – a rare kind of monstrosity I can only describe as “eye raping”… Have I ruined your day? As my mother would say: bitch lost her “fu” or her “good fortune” when she lost her weight. For every pound snipped off, there was a pound of luck that went along with it, and ordinarily I wouldn’t mind so much but since she’s walking around terrorising our appetites, in addition to being unemployed, I’m wondering if it’s not better if she rounds herself out a bit more, savvy? Source

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