On this week’s episode of What’s Your Drama, we talk about walking around naked and cauliflower feet, not that they’re related.
Here’s the internet’s latest non-royal conspiracy theory: they’re rumouring that Jada Pinkett Smith hooked up with August Alsina. Internet math can be hard to follow. But this particular internet gossip formula is HYSTERICAL. Please appreciate the Harvard-level genius of this paragraph: “we smell a conspiracy when one is afoot and girl this one is a size 12-Men’s. Koren + Jada GIF + Red Table Interview + Smith Family Connection = Jada Pinkett Smith is a (alleged) cheater! The Internet has spoken!" You don’t have to know what any of that means. Just appreciate it for the “afoot” and the size 12 men’s, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (Dlisted)
Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton are working on a play together. Do they look like they’re working on more than just a play together? He was at her book launch. They look close. To me they look sibling-close. But, then again, my only benchmark for romantic Tom is when he was with Taylor Swift and maybe his boyfriend style has changed? (Cele|bitchy)
This is totally my kind of dress. It looks roomy. It’s a classic neckline. The arms are covered. It’s short. And it’s a print. So why don’t I love it? It’s because the print is boring. (Go Fug Yourself)
Angelina Jolie's repsonse, when asked whether or not she would run for office, was “never say never”. Which isn’t “no” but it’s not a solid “yes”, either. Right now, though, she’s “looking to others for leadership”. OK. So who? (Pajiba)
John Lennon’s piano is up for auction. That plaque on it is pretty cool. A previous John Lennon piano went for $1.7 million – George Michael bought it in 2000. This piano is apparently a bargain at $1.2 million. If you had that kind of disposable income, is this what you would invest in? Not being sarcastic, I’m curious. Isn’t that a fantasy game we all play in our heads? For me, right now, I just want a treadmill in my house but the ceilings are too low. (TMZ)
This quiz just told me that I’m getting married in five years. That’s encouraging. Is it because I chose Love and Other Drugs? I really enjoyed watching Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal make out in that movie. (Buzzfeed)