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On the outside at least. Courteney Cox is stunning, non? Maybe, maybe just a tad too frozen but still…total gorgessity, the most fantastic nose in Hollywood, and way more deserving of a golden following, though perhaps less inclined to pimp her love live in exchange for fame. Also stunning? Sheryl Crow. Wow. I mean, check out that skin, look at her glow - getting better and better, don"t you think? More proof Lance Armstrong is a tool. A hot tool…but a tool nonetheless.

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