Diane Kruger in a pair of sheer pants and I wish there wasn’t the shorts there, because the shorts parts are ruining it for me. Because of the flare in the pants. All of it is off-balance with the blazer and the blouse. So much. (Go Fug Yourself) 


Tom Brady isn’t going to the Super Bowl and meanwhile the wind is blowing through Gisele’s hair and she’s relaxed and no-stress and horseback riding with her hot trainer and… remember when Tom told that story about how Gisele was kind of a witch. Uh huh. (Dlisted) 

The Ozempic conversation has now migrated to the face. As in what happens after Ozempic and you need some tweaks because of the results to your entire body. (Cele|bitchy)  

Kayleigh Donaldson has offered alternative Oscar nominations. I wholeheartedly agree with all of it. In particular: the omission of Babylon because … it’s really not good! It’s too f-cking long! And it’s not entertaining for the back half, at all! And also justice for Park Chan-wook and Decision to Leave! (Pajiba) 

I love a cutlet. I love squeezing lemon on a cutlet, even a chicken one, and wolfing it down. So… now there’s a one-step process? I’m in. (Eater)