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Sad news, gossips. After 16 years, the Hoff is getting divorced. And to help him get through this "difficult time", I"m dedicating the #5 spot on my Freebie 5 to him for the weekend. Not that I particularly want to do him or anything. But devastating effects can result from heartbreak. And we don't want the Hoff to lose his Hoffness, do we??? So for the sake of smutkind, for the sake of the Hoff himself, #5 is his for now. Be well, Hoff. Hope you bounce back soon.

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