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Ew. He may have plucked those three little hairs growing out of his chin but a pair of manly balls is still decidedly absent. Here’s Orly at some Netflix event the other day continuing to milk his teenage appeal. Can’t imagine what my Kiki would possibly want to do with him, other than whisper softly into his ear after a bad dream. Is there anything more unattractive than a man who looks like he needs coddling?

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