Last year a court decided that Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” was ripped off of someone else. She filed and appeal and the court reversed the decision. “Dark Horse” is actually my favourite Katy Perry song. I love it. And now… not only because of the whole dispute, but also because of Dr Luke, I don’t know if I can feel the same way about it, even though it’s still a great jam. I wonder how she feels about it. (Dlisted) 

The Fug Girls have been revisiting red carpet greens this week and this Angelina Jolie throwback is in the spotlight. Green has always been a great colour on her. I probably like this dress more than you do because I’m always down for prairie gown. But no one can deny that face. Her face pops even more in green. (Go Fug Yourself) 

When I saw this headline last night, I texted our group chat all WTFFFFFF I want to die. Because I’m that person who imagines it. My brain, I couldn’t stop imagining it, imagining licking the toilet seat on a plane! Any toilet seat, really, but ON A PLANE! Who is this person?! WHYYYY do I have to meet her like this?! (Cele|bitchy) 

Here’s another suggestion for what to binge during social distancing: Ava DuVernay’s When They See Us on Netflix, if you haven’t already. Linda Fairstein is now suing Netflix and Ava for defamation because her lucrative publishing career has been ruined. I prefer to mention here that the Exonerated Five, Yusel Salaam, Korey Wise, Kevin Richardson, Raymond Santana, and Antron McCray, lost their adolescence for a crime they didn’t commit. And she was a part of that. (TMZ) 

Stephen Colbert did his monologue from his bathtub earlier this week. Now Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are posting online monologues every day as a workaround with the production shutdowns. Kimmel’s making jokes about how much Disney+ programming he’s consuming while at home with the kids. I’m sure this is highly relatable for many parents. He also has a framed photo of David Letterman on his dresser. Big fanboy. (Vulture)