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It begins. Another Cannes Film Festival. And at tonight’s opening gala, a goddess arrived. Her name?

Tilda Swinton.

Please.

Who else?

I LOVE how far she has to bend down to greet that woman.

I LOVE how graceful she is.

I LOVE how beautiful she is. Beautiful but not delicate. And this is good.

Sexy but don’t mess with me. This is great.

Tilda is not for everyone. This is the best.

But if you don’t get Tilda, I don’t get you.


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Tilda Swinton at Cannes Opening Gala May 2009

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