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Here’s the thing – you probably hate this. But you’re not Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swinton isn’t a pretty strapless gown kind of girl. Actually, Tilda is not a girl period. Tilda is a woman. Her own woman. And she dresses for herself. And it’s not mainstream, it’s not conventional, it’s sometimes not even attractive… but it’s always, always original. And cool as f-ck. And I’ll take cool as f-ck over a sparkly generic little number that looks like everyone else every day.

Besides, I dare you. I dare you to tell Tilda Swinton she’s the Worst Dressed.

Please.

Stand down.

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com

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