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Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’s only 25. Or 26. I’m too lazy too Google. And there’s more than enough time for her to get clean, get straight, adopt some kids, have more kids, launch a new album, and reinvent herself as the Pop Mother Theresa of all time. Why not? Call me Cruise but I want to believe. I want so badly to believe. And when she finally kicks it, I want her to be the one who takes down Paris Hilton. Let Britney ReBorn be the vaccination for Hollywood Ebola. Source

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