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Spiderman has wrapped, Kiki is back in LA, the red is gone, the blonde is back, and I think she looks good. Strange, isn"t it? That in the last 6 months my love/hate relationship with Kiki has melted into indifference? Sure, she needs an attitude adjustment, and scaling back on some nasty inclinations wouldn"t hurt either but next to Tori Spelling - doesn"t it all pale in comparison? A bitch with a possible happy problem is absolutely harmless next to a homewrecking, mother slandering slut, non? Besides, when she remembers to shower, I do LOVE Kiki"s style. Never boring, always different, always age appopriate, and always, always much more than a strapless black dress. Thank Goddess.

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