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He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure.

As you can see, Junior has actually found something to do. Given that his day must be full of many golddigging commitments, how thoughtful that he still finds time to drive Tori around?

After all, why work when you can marry ugly…and rich?

Photos from Wenn

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