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And they all went shopping together yesterday. And while the paps were around they decided to take iPhone shots of each other. Those are her friends. Here’s Tori Spelling out in Brentwood yesterday, skinny as sh-t and makeup free, spending time with her girls. Or whoever they hired to be her girls.

While Tori was busy convincing you that people like her, her husband Kevin Federline Jr was receiving a new bike at the house. Then he took it for a spin. Who bought him that bike? The idiots who buy her books and watch her show, that’s who.

KFed Jr is apparently quite the daredevil, injuring himself recently in some race car and now massaging his dick with a new Triumph. He keeps saying Tori is the most beautiful woman in the world. So you do what you need to to get through, you know?


Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com

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