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Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils.

My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me.

He’s a total beast in that tux though. Bet your boob job these two can go all night.

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