Us Weekly is reporting that Angelina Jolie forced Brad Pitt to quarantine after taking his new model girlfriend Nicole Poturalski to Chateau Miraval. Us is not all that accurate these days but the way they’re trying to make it sound, like Angelina is such a bitch for insisting on quarantine when… um…that’s what you’re f-cking supposed to do. So if this is some kind of leak from Brad’s team, it’s a dumb f-ck move because, what? Are you not taking the pandemic seriously? (Dlisted) 


The latest Valentino collection is very Valentino – dramatic, extra, high-glam, and meant for the red carpet. So… I guess we’ll see some of this at the Oscars in 2022? You know what I’m seeing on this runway though? The 2020 Mullet. The one Miley’s been wearing and what I just wrote yesterday in my post about Maisie Williams. It’s happening. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Alexander Skarsgard is on the cover of L’Uomo Vogue and he’s talking about Viking revenge and I’m pretty sure this is porn for some people. (Cele|bitchy) 

Do you wonder about the axe in The Shining and where it is now? I mean I don’t. But I don’t watch that movie because I don’t watch scary movies and, frankly, I’m tired of people always talking it up because … IT’s TERRIFYING, why do we have to revisit this?! Anyway, if you’re one of those “I watch The Shining every chance I get people”, here’s the history of that axe. (OMG Blog) 

I had to double take when I saw this article because… Page Six? Is covering BTS now? They decided a whole post to Jungkook’s man bun and how people lost their sh-t on Twitter or his fit. It’s mainstream coverage, I’m not complaining. (Page Six)