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Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie.

Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Even Vanessa Paradis, after all these years, even Vanessa can’t handle Johnny’s hotness. Especially after being apart from him for five days. Five days. Can you imagine?

C’est votre amour et votre ami.

True.

And he is hers.

Hate her! LOVE her!

Seriously…she is amazing.

Click here for the clip. It’s adorable – thanks Eveline!

And attached – just to be cheesy…. A few photos.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis

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