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Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow.

Of course he’d be with a woman who dresses off centre, of course our Johnny would never end up with the prom queen, of course Vanessa Paradis is his perfect match. Gap teeth, fiery disposition, arty temperament but a wonderful, stable, and devoted partner and the mother of his children… he loves her. And I love him. So I love her too. Really… what’s not to love?

Have a look at Vanessa, total gorgessity, on the cover of the French Elle. Vanessa is promoting a new album and a new movie premiering in December called La Clé alongside Guillaume Canet – yum!

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