I can’t wait until Sunday. Because …it’s a new world in Westeros. In so many ways. Not only because the age of Cersei is clearly longer than the night but because well, it is indeed a new day now that, you know, I don’t have to look at that perv anymore. Byeeeee!
Did you see this on Twitter the other day? The whole vegan “lasagne” thing? As many people pointed out, this is a salad that has been layered. There is no “lasagne” happening here and I don’t know what the point of pretending is. Of course Michael K says it better than me – especially that line about Marie Kondo, LOL. (Dlisted)
I go to, on average, 4 or 5 concerts a year. Tomorrow I’m going to the Michelle Obama concert – which, I know, is not a concert, but the way we were all scrambling for tickets and the way we’ve been planning for it all week, it feels like how we’d plan for a concert, I am SO excited. Here’s Kate Hudson’s guide to concert etiquette. Embarrassingly I violate two rules on this list. I do, sometimes, take out my phone. It doesn’t stay up the whole time, not at all. But during certain moments, I can’t help it, sorry. Also… I sing. Like when I go to Celine Dion in December, there will be singing. LOUD SINGING. (Pajiba)
I understand why Paris Hilton needs Kim Kardashian: nobody cares about Paris anymore. But does Kim K need Paris? Of course not. Is this charity? (TMZ)
Like the Fug Girls, I don’t understand any of these outfits on Suki Waterhouse. And I still, after all these years, don’t understand her hair. To me, out of all these three terrible outfits, the last one is the worst. At least you could say that the first two have a sense of humour. This gauzy green thing though? It has nothing to say. It’s a nothingburger of a dress. (Go Fug Yourself)
Justin Bieber has something to say about Eminem. It’s not exactly a compliment. Will Eminem have something to say back to Justin Bieber? The other day, when I was hoping for Fresh Beef™, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. (Cele|bitchy)
Met Gala! Monday! The Met Gala is never boring – and this year will definitely NOT be boring, not with “camp” as the theme. I love this quote about the Met Gala in Harper’s Bazaar UK: “It's the only red carpet where directional fashion has a place, as opposed to other red carpets, which are about finding something flattering.” Yes, exactly. Please remember this on Monday night as the looks are coming in. This is NOT about pretty. Nobody is here for a strapless gown – unless it’s latex and cubic zirconia, and is worn with a plush toy between your legs. (Harpers Bazaar)
