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Last week the new Beckham Armani ads were released. Husband and Wife PoseHard in their underwear with a giant rope. Needless to say, Victoria isn’t smiling.

But now a behind-the-scenes video is available – thanks Lynzi! And Posh giggles…twice! As we always say she is so much cuter when she does.

It’s Beckham Porn! Their glistening bodies writhing all over each other. Her body contorted expertly for the best, and THINNEST, angle. And Becks showing off, damn, every inch of goodness. Of course the trademark squint too. Not quite as quivery as the W Magazine photoshoot, but almost. He is so f-cking hot.

Ready?

Might want to close the office door. Or make sure you’re alone.

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