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I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. The Posh actually looks alright here. Skin is covered up nicely, no discernable spots – you could say it’s an acne-free week to go along with her sex-free month. From what I hear, it’s been a while. Because of training schedules, of course. Remember, in my naïve Beckham daydream, the Posh and the Becks adore each other and would never be unfaithful (again), right?

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