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Tofino. A relentless storm. Very sexy. But not if my internet craps out. Hopefully Sarah’s computer holds up this week too. So there are zombies on the agenda. And the Jolie’s dumbass hair. And why she didn’t pose with Depp. And there are no reviews (at press time) available yet for The Tourist. Good sign or bad sign? Let’s also do a poll about whether or not you think she’s had any work done since she claims she hasn’t. Seems like a good day to let the Aniston/Jolie crazies battle for our pleasure. Also a lot of award season talk. And some curious geography too. Join us! But keep the racist pervy sh-t off my blog.

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