Let me let you know, again, that I have never been on jury duty but I desperately want to be a juror, like so bad. And I don’t understand why I’ve never been invited to perform my civic duty and serve in the name of justice! You know how badly I want to be a juror? I want to be a juror so bad that I would still serve on the Harvey Weinstein jury even though they had to look at photos of Harvey Weinstein nude. And I don’t categorise Harvey Weinstein nudes in the same space as pimple popping; pimple popping is self-care. Harvey Weinstein naked is pure hurt –but I’d do it. I would be such a great juror. Can someone please call me? (Dlisted)
Pop quiz! What do you think Renee Zellweger will wear to the Oscars? Come on. She’s been sticking to one silhouette. It’s strapless, form-fitting, Audrey Hepburn length. In a variety of colours. The Oscar dress, as we know, is forever. Like the pictures. So … gold or silver? I don’t think black, because she’s just done black. She’s done black a few times now. Maybe Judy Garland blue? But she wore that to the Golden Globes. Anyway, at this point, it’s probably only the colour that will vary – unless! Unless! She’s been repeating this silhouette to make her Oscar dress that much more exciting? (Go Fug Yourself)
Katy Perry was named ambassador of Prince Charles’s British Asian Trust which… I mean… long assssss sighhhhhhhh. Because she checks alllll the boxes, you know? (Cele|bitchy)
I just spent several minutes looking at all these troll signs at hateful protests and now I’m trying to think of my own. (OMG Blog)
Funnily enough, Nelly’s been coming up a lot when I hit random on iTunes. I will never get tired of “Dilemma”. Anyway, Nelly had an incident at a casino recently over how to play poker which I can appreciate because I f-cking hate it when I sit down at a table and people don’t know how to play Blackjack. Do not hit over 11 when the dealer is showing 3-6, OMG. (When she’s showing a 2 you can do what you want, I don’t care, since 2s are wild.) And always split your aces and eights! (TMZ)
