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Arguments for:
- he’s beautiful.
- wife, kids, the package… Oprah loves him, therefore her flock follows.
- an established money maker, always always rocks the box office
- indisputable worldwide appeal and an instantly recognisable name
- a new blockbuster on the horizon, people cannot wait to see I Am Legend and a publicity push kicking off with the SMA is an amazing start

Arguments against:
- friends with Tom Cruise. Period. The End.
- oh and maybe those Beard/Purse rumours too

Odds: 8 to 1

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