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When you have to pose next to one of these things and you’re not in Japan?

This is Wilmer Valderrama today in Vegas for who knows what, and why does it matter when he’s taking photos with a lifesize Handy Man…???

Is he poor?

By our standards he’s definitely not poor. Several seasons of 70s would have earned him at least a few million and cash from syndication – he’s not regular person poor, no.

But he might be celebrity poor. Celebrity poor is when you can’t afford to charter a plane everywhere and have to fly executive commercial. And you can only pay a couple million for an apartment and not 20 million for an estate.

He must be celebrity poor. And so he must hustle. The recession affects everyone.


Photos from Wenn.com

Wilmer Valderrama in Vegas posing next to a stuffed doll because he is celebrity poor

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