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Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix.

Oh Joaquin…

It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non?

As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands:

BYE GOOD.

He’s apparently pursuing a recording career to be documented by good friend Casey Affleck. Casey was with him last night – they seem to be inseparable lately. Only Casey hasn’t lost his f-cking mind, doesn’t look a mess, and will be returning to work in front of the camera come January which means he won’t be around so much to babysit. Hopefully by then Joaquin’ll have his sh-t together.

Am including some older photos. Because it’s better that way.

Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and Flynetonline.com

Joaquin Phoenix is depicted looking disheveled in Miami and making comments about leaving Hollywood.

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