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Key to attracting more viewers?

Ass.

Hot ass.

Hot girl ass. Hot man ass.

New man ass.

Meet Zach Roerig. Ausiello is reporting that Zach will come between Tyra and Landry, playing a character called Cash (Cash!!!) who’s some kind of rodeo dude.

A quick google search for Zach Roerig turned up this photo. Me likey. Of course I do. Zach was born in 1985. I’m into the infants lately, haven’t you heard?

Friday Night Lights. Still can’t believe you’re not watching all this quiver.

Adrianne Palicki, Jesse Plemons, and Zach Roerig are featured in relation to the TV show Friday Night Lights.

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