This day has ended up being just one giant relationship update on the blog after starting off with the Jurassic review. How can we jam Jurassic into the romance narrative? Chris Pratt is now dating Katherine Schwarzenegger, does that count?
Anyway, we’re now catching up with another couple, a couple I feel like I’m the only one who cares about: Zoe Kravitz and Karl Glusman. How can any of you not care about Zoe Kravitz, I don’t understand. Zoe and Karl have been together almost two years now. They show up on each other’s social media accounts now and again. She probably shows up on his more than he shows up on hers. I’ll check in on his Instagram now and again to make sure that he’s still infatuated because this is how I read it and it’s also how he presents it. Examples:
To be fair, I’d be infatuated too if Zoe Kravitz wanted to spend time with me. I’m already infatuated with her as it is.
Zoe’s been in LA working on season two of Big Little Lies. Last night she and Karl went to a movie. I don’t know what movie. I’m going to assume it’s Jurassic just because I want to jam Jurassic into today’s theme. But the overall point here is that they are still together. More celebrity relationship quick hit updates coming up.