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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Emma's Oscar perm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2018 21:05:06 March 3, 2018 21:05:06
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Emma Stone is Oscar's reigning Best Actress, winning last year for La La Land. She'll be back tomorrow then at the Oscars, presumably to present Best Actor. Probably to Gary Oldman? He's the favourite to win right now and there have been no rumours of a potential upset.  Here's Emma Full Story

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Nicole and Keith’s “Zoolander” hair

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at March 1, 2018 18:17:53 March 1, 2018 18:17:53
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Keith Urban’s hair is hilarious. I laugh every time I see it. It’s not a proper hairstyle for a grown-ass man whose name is not Justin Bieber. He constantly looks like a dude who almost made it into O-Town and walks around Orlando telling strangers about that time he was almost in a boy band. Full Story

Angelina Jolie: feathers and new friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2018 19:29:16 January 12, 2018 19:29:16
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Angelina Jolie and Loung Ung attended the Critics’ Choice Awards last night representing First They Killed My Father. In The Fade ended up winning the category but it looked like they had a great time, both on the carpet and inside. Let’s get the fashion out of the way first. Feathers for Angelina. Full Story

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Alex’s courage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2017 19:55:32 October 27, 2017 19:55:32
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You’ve seen the headlines right? “Man’s greatest fear: going bald!” This is true life at my house. Jacek’s hair looks the same to me and he’s generally a pretty chill guy. But I can see him stressing about it, pointing to the corners, all angsty about his hair. And on the vain scale, this is a person who ranks pretty low. Full Story

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Princess Kate in Gucci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2017 14:33:52 June 29, 2017 14:33:52

Princess Kate stepped out today in London to open the new wing at the Victoria & Albert Museum. And she showed up in Gucci. As we’ve all seen, Gucci, for the last couple of years, under Alessandro Michele, has been the label with the most high profile celebrity patronage. Full Story

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Charlize Theron: Oscar Worst Dressed (Duana)

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2017 23:28:59 February 27, 2017 23:28:59
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Want to know a little tidbit I am embarrassed to know? Charlize Theron and I share a birthday. Not the year, but the day. Also David Duchovny, if you really want to know. It’s not exactly why I always think of her as being stalwart and around, but it doesn’t hurt. Full Story

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