Art is party
Art Basel Miami opens tomorrow. It’s supposed to be about art. Sure. That’s why Leonardo DiCaprio is there. For the art. That’s why we always see pictures of celebrities there, this time of year, getting sh-tfaced and wearing terrible t-shirts. I’m talking to you, Puff Daddy Diddy. (Click here for a refresher.)
As you can see, Leo’s nasty ass beard is still in place. It’s been in place for, what?, 8 months now? It’s for a movie, it’s for a movie. Don’t you love that Leo can schedule his work days around when the best parties are happening around the world. Basically he’s FOMO in a movie star’s body.