Smutty Social Media, April 11, 2016
Someone gave Mena Suvari an Oscar – but is this a jinx gift? Does it affect your luck if you are ever up for a real one?
Stylist Jamie Schneider got married in Aspen and the usual suspects – Kate Hudson, Nicole Richie, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Meyer, Jessica Alba, Rachel Zoe, Derek Blasberg, Katy Perry (with a date, Orlando Bloom) – showed up and it was the bestest best time ever.
Even Madonna can’t stand gluten free, dairy free sugar free desserts.
Michelle Williams (on the left) got bangs – is that new?
Ariana retired the pony, and still I Can’t.
The Mighty O photobombs Kerry Washington.
I really like Raven-Symone’s glasses here. I am as surprised as you are.
This is the only interesting Will Kopelman anecdote I have ever heard.
Will Koppelman saw me naked once ... at the Ritz-Carlton South Beach during Art Basel .. when his friend pushed me out of bed— Cat Marnell (@Cat_Marnell) April 11, 2016
Rob Lowe annotates his own gossip nostalgia.
French manis are not my thing but Jenny pulls it off both because she loves it and thinks it’s trashy. (But I will never tolerate a French pedicure. Why would you do that?!)
No YOU got a trashy French manicure on purpose and YOURE THE ONE who has both a tiny scab on your finger AND chin bc you scratched yourself w your own long nails BECAUSE YOU have grown your nails as long as your Nanas nails BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU thought was beautiful when you were young. But like also for very real I am really feeling myself right now w this French mani no joke I feel so pretty byeeeeeeee!