Smutty Social Media, April 8, 2016
American Idol is over, like over over? I skipped all that. Here is Keith singing Lean On Me I guess to say goodbye for the 843rd time. (Side note: I have the exact same staircase as this.)
Hair stylist Chris McMillan is obviously super in demand and he’s been known to cut hair in the middle of the night (like Allison Williams’s 3 a.m. bangs). Here he is fresh from having cut Tobey and Jen Maguire’s children’s hair (which daughter Ruby is donating to charity) in the middle of the day – and it looks like a house call? That is some Aniston-level pull.
Hilary Duff’s throwback is meant to be funny but I find childhood glamour shots disturbing. Kids this age are the opposite of glamour – they are weird and annoying and awkward, which is natural. Backcombing and rhinestones are only glamorous on Alexis Carrington Colby.
Jared Leto works overtime to kill his hotness, and it works.
Naomi Campbell mentors Bella Hadid, which would actually make a great reality show. Let’s just hope they don’t fall out over a Russian billionaire like her last mentee.