Smutty Social Media, July 4, 2016
BE HONEST, did you think they would last 17 years? I hoped, but didn’t think it was possible. Let’s not jinx it.
A few weeks ago I mentioned Sienna Miller, then a couple of days later Balthazar Getty. This weekend, his wife Rosetta hosted a weekend in Tuscany with friends like Alex Pettyfer and Milla Jovovich and an assortment of cool European and American socialites/actors/editors/fashion people. As one does. And I wonder… do Rosetta and Sienna’s social circles overlap at all?
Shout-out to the industrious Snapchat users who managed to screencap Kendall Jenner’s “cutest little Ziploc baggie” before she deleted it.
"this is the cutest little ziploc baggie I have ever seen" - Kendall Jenner snapchatted a coke bag https://t.co/3oiKYyZ1u1— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) July 3, 2016
Uh oh, Wiz Khalifa has figured out the secret to our feminine mood swings.
So I found out when girls get all weird and irrational that usually means their on cocaine. That fuggin sucks.— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) July 4, 2016
Two things of note: 1. JLo and Lin-Manuel Miranda are working together. 2. Her pants look suspiciously like Juicy sweatpants.
A photo from the set of The Glass Castle – look at all the adorable ginger kids!
I just got my driver’s license a few years ago. Um, I hope Lady Gaga is better at driving than I am. Learning as an adult sucks.
Happy 4th of July!