Smutty Social Media, March 7, 2016

Um, don’t think Ms. Parks was referring to organic skin care or fashion collaborations.


#goopquotes #goopbe

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It’s Lainey’s favourite famewhore! No, not Reese. No, not Jared.


Me @reesewitherspoon and BB-8

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What house do you think Melissa is in? Maybe she’s Hufflepuff like me. (Yes, I admit it, I’m a Hufflepuff.)


Ben and I in Hogsmeade this weekend! I'm now officially a wizard- I knew it!@universal_studio #HarryPotter

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Armageddon-era Affleck!


Ohhh Monday .... @benaffleck #armageddon #benaffleck #1998

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My cloud is full and I haven’t backed up my phone in approximately 20 years.


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Mark Ruffalo went to the debate in Flint last night, and no one talked about stubby fingers or tiny d-cks.


At the @cnn Democratic Presidential Debate. It's cold here but I definitely #FeelTheBern

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Charlize sends Jessica Chastain flowers. Is it weird that the note isn’t written by hand?


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Carol Channing had her 95th birthday in Palm Springs, and I’d rather go to this party than any of the Paris Fashion Week shows.

Dance away, Monday.


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