Smutty Social Media, March 7, 2016
Um, don’t think Ms. Parks was referring to organic skin care or fashion collaborations.
It’s Lainey’s favourite famewhore! No, not Reese. No, not Jared.
What house do you think Melissa is in? Maybe she’s Hufflepuff like me. (Yes, I admit it, I’m a Hufflepuff.)
My cloud is full and I haven’t backed up my phone in approximately 20 years.
Mark Ruffalo went to the debate in Flint last night, and no one talked about stubby fingers or tiny d-cks.
Charlize sends Jessica Chastain flowers. Is it weird that the note isn’t written by hand?
Carol Channing had her 95th birthday in Palm Springs, and I’d rather go to this party than any of the Paris Fashion Week shows.
Dance away, Monday.