Smutty Social Media, May 24, 2016
Justin and Taylor are forging a tenuous peace treaty over Instagram (she “liked” this post).
Anne’s pre-Ellen show hives.
LOVE this Valentino on Mia Wasikowska.
When you cycle with your work wives.
Ciara is pissed at MTV over its Billboard Music Awards live tweet. Most of it was deleted, but this was in reference to MTV joking that Ciara won’t say Rihanna’s name.
I generally don’t wear makeup, but it seems like a lot of products (and time, and expertise) are needed to get this look. And one isn’t even available yet.
Want inspo for a modern smokey eye -try a blue cat eye @honest_beauty Follow these steps to get the look: 1. Prime face with Everything Primer 2. Mix Everything Foundation in Almond, Camel, and Java 3. Apply Luminizing Powder in Dusk Reflection at the hairline and cheeks 4. Apply Luminizing Powder in Dawn Reflection all over 5. Apply Contour + Highlight Kit (Coming soon!) 6. Smoke eyes with Ocean Blue Eyeshadow Trio 7. Line eyes with True Velvet Eyeliner in Truly Sapphire 8. Fill brows with Rich Brunette Brow Filler 9. Fill lips with Honey Kiss Truly Kissable Lip Crayon 10. Layer on Kind Kiss Lip Gloss @laurenandersen makeup 💋
Between defending the NuGhostbusters trailer, Patton Oswalt has very high praise for The Nice Guy.
Just saw @theniceguys. Gonna be my new Lebowski. Holy shit. Offensive, hilarious, relentless. REALLY needed that. Thank you.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 20, 2016
I have said this before and I will say it again – there are too many petitions! Seriously, who is emotionally invested enough to sign the “Save the Mysteries of Laura” petition?
I worry about this girl, and never because of what she is wearing.